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I am the Cranky Old Bastard. I have an opinion on every fucking thing
just like you do. The only difference is I have the fucking balls
to say what is on my mind. And lets get one thing straight here, I
am NOT here to win friends, if you don't like what I have to say then
Fuck off and don't come back here. This is my space to spout my opinion
not to listen to bleeding heart fucking pussies whine that I should
be more politically correct, FUCK YOU! In the words of Meat Loaf "I
know that I will never be politically correct and I don't give a damn
about my lack of etiquette!" so there that is said.
Now I will give you a warning, If you write
to me saying that I am wrong or a moron remember that this is
MY OPINION only you don't have to agree with me, but if you send
me hate mail expect to become a target of my rage (and I ain't a
nice fucking person)
I expect to piss people off, that is who I
am and what I do, I will be attacking
the church, religion, racists, bigots, sex,
men, women (notice I didn't use that Bullshit womyn fucking crap),
Americans (and do I ever love bashing Americans), people that complain
about our country and say the states are better (Fuck off and live
there then motherfucker), I will
attack your parents, your siblings, fuck I
am going to attack your whole family. Nothing is sacred to me, and
you mean nothing to me either. I am happiest when pissing people
off and no one is going to stop me cause I am a 6 foot 3 inch bald
headed tattooed motherfucker that don't take no shit from anyone.
Now I will tell you all a little about myself,
I think Andrew Dice Clay was a genius he spoke his mind pissed people
off and made millions doing it. I am NOT a Christian and don't want
to be saved. Thank you very fucking much, I will go into this in
a latter article, I am not in favour of women's rights, mens rights,
blacks rights, I am for Peoples rights, that is I don't care who
you are, what sex you are or even what fucking colour your skin
is we are all the fucking same here people, we are people and all
have the same rights.
I am a former soldier and think that Saddam
Huessain needs to executed but not by the Fucking Americans, he
has killed more innocent people then one can count, fuck put the
asshole right up there with Hitler and the early Russian Communists.
I love Rock music, think that country music is an oxymoron, and
Rap and hip hop is shit. I live in the most beautiful City, in the
most Beautiful Province, in the most Beautiful Country, in the world,
that being Victoria British Columbia Canada. I am a Toronto Maple
Leafs fan having been raised in and around Toronto ( I got smart
and moved away).
I think booze should be outlawed and pot and
prostitution should be made legal and taxed that is the only way
to get rid of the deficit. All politicians should be held directly
responsible for their actions or be shot and pissed on (not necessarily
in that order). I don't give a shit about the grammar I use in this
article, I write like I talk deal with it asshole. I don't get paid
for this shit, I do it for the sheer enjoyment of pissing you off.
I enjoy sexist jokes, hate rednecks, and I mostly hate Idiots especially
small closed minded ones.
So if you think you can handle the abuse that
I will be dishing out, tune in here next time for the next rant
of the CRANKY OLD BASTARD.
If you would like your opinion heard
or maybe ignored my choice then email me @ bastard@cityview.bc.ca
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