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do you spell incompetence….. Try T-E-L-U-S
OK so
the cranky old bastard is now settled in Tofino and the truck from
hell has been picked up by You're Fucked I mean U-Haul. Now the
fun with Telus (the phone company here in BC) begins.
When we moved we were told by Telus that our
phone would be hooked up on the 31st of Aug. and we would still
have our ADSL Internet access as well as all of the phone features
that we were subscribed for. YEAH like Fuck, we could!! To start
off with the stupid fuckers lost our work order so we had to spend
$90.00 on the cell phone to track that down, only to be told that
we would have to wait another ten motherfucking days until Telus
had someone in our area to hook up our phone and that the ADSL was
not available in Tofino but, would we like to go to dial up service.
That is like asking me if I would like a dose
of the clap, FUCK OFF I DON"T WANT YOUR SLOW ASS MOTHERFUCKING
DIAL UP SERVICE.
So 10 days go by and low and behold, we now have a phone, I know
you are thinking, so big fucking deal you had to wait for your phone.
Well Fuck You All that is just the beginning of the shit these assholes
have put me through.
It turns out that the services I was subscribed
to were not hooked up like they were supposed to be. So we call
again and they tell me that they will have some one there to hook
it all up next Monday (another 5 day wait). Next Monday comes and
goes and still NO FUCKING SERVICES, so the incompetent moron on
the other end of the phone says "Sorry sir we will have it
hooked up tomorrow for you." So the next day I am still without
the services I want, so I call again, this time I get the only person
that works for Telus that is in the least bit competent and she
tells me that the services are not available in my area and she
can put me on the wait list for them, but she would also like to
make sure that this little problem is taken care of so could she
please fill out a complaint form in my name and pass it on. Of course,
I agree hoping that something will actually get done about it but
knowing deep down inside that it won't.
You know what fuck it all I am going
to buy an answering machine and the message on it will be "Hi
you have reached the Cranky Old Bastard, Leave a message. If this
is Telus FUCK RIGHT OFF IT IS GOING TO TAKE ME 10 BUSSINESS DAYS
TO GET AROUND TO PUTTING THE FUCKING CHEQUE IN THE MAIL TO PAY MY
BILL AND I HAVE LEARNT FROM YOU PEOPE TO FORGET TO PUT THE FUCKING
STAMP ON THE ENVELOPE!"
Until then I remain.
The Cranky Old Bastard,
The Cranky Old
Bastard.
If you would like your opinion heard or maybe
ignored my choice then email me @ bastard@cityview.bc.ca
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