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Tit-ilating

OK can someone please explain to me what the big fucking deal with Janet Jackson’s’ tit is. She already admitted that it was planned. But according to her it was not supposed to show that much just her red bra underneath. BULLSHIT JANET! You were wearing a pasty for fuck sakes what women puts on a pasty unless there is going to be a need for it You knew what was going to happen, Jason ( I popped Britneys cherry) Timberlake knew what was going to happen, the TV production people knew, as did the Officials at CBS. But they wanted to play it safe so you are being the scapegoat for them. Don’t be ashamed of your body Janet and don’t be ashamed that you had the courage to push the envelope of what is accepted on Public TV. Come clean tell the entire world that you are proud of what you did. Even if it was only to boost sales for your new album and take some of the heat off your child molesting brother. If anything Janet you should be ashamed of the fact the Michael is your brother, that is enough to drop any record sales..

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So a bunch of brain dead football fans saw your tit, big fucking deal. Most of them already saw Latoyas tits in Playboy. That took a lot of guts for your sister to do and at least she had the intelligence not to be someone’s scapegoat, and not to insult the public by wearing a pasty. Also from what I understand seeing your tit was the highlight of the game. It definitely made a lot of people think , and that is always a good thing. We can see more than what you showed on TV at almost anytime of the day on channels such as Show Case or Bravo. We can Watch shows that go into graphic details about sex, like Sex in the city or Queer as folk. We have educational sex shows such as The Sunday night sex show. So why is it that you issue a public apology for being open and trying to make people think.

North Americans are fat too fucking uptight about things like public nudity, sexual orientation, and human rights. I get emails from people saying “That because I am so up front I am going to go to hell.” I will share a little secret with you stupid motherfuckers. I am a photographer that specializes in Nude photography. I have a web site dedicated to that, and I will say this right fucking here and now IT IS NOT FUCKING PORNOGRAPHY IT IS ART. If Michael Angelo can do a sculptor of a nude man and have it called art why is a tasteful photograph of a nude women considered porn. I am not going to post a link to my site because I would then be just as bad as the fucking editors of this rag for selling out. Face it kids the only reason so many people keep coming back to this site is for this article.

 

So with that in mind.

Until next time I remain.
The Cranky Old Bastard
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The Cranky Old Bastard.

Editor note: The views expressed here are strictly the author's. The cranky old bastard is going senile and has delusions of grandeur. The only thing scared of him is his dick.

If you would like your opinion heard or maybe ignored my choice then email me @ bastard@cityview.bc.ca