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 Anti-Social
Ok so I have been told that I am an anti social asshole. Well no fucking shit. But when you look at society today can you fucking blame me. You got asshole down in the states that are going to re elect George (motherfucking I want to nuke the world) Bush, even though he has said that he wants to send more troops to Iraq. I mean come on people are you that fucking dense to see that Iraq is another Vietnam just waiting to happen? These same people call us here in Canada gutless , because we did not cave to US pressure and join in this fiasco they are calling a war. Gee maybe it has something to do with the fact that your pilots are so fucking brain-dead that they bomb their allies, killing four of them and then get away with it.
Then you have the North American Natives, you have some in Washington that are hunting whales saying “ It is our heritage to hunt the whale and there fore our right to hunt and kill them” ok fair enough but if that is your logic, then here is some food for thought for you cocksuckers it is my heritage to hunt and kill North American Natives, so if you really want to be allowed to follow outdated traditions that is fine but I hope you fell the same way motherfucker when I am staring down my sights at you and your family for following my ancestors ways of life. Personally I figure you fear the whales because they are smarter then mankind, and we can’t have that now can we? But here in Canada we have our own stupid natives, that on one hand complain that an Orca, who we are calling Luna was interfering with their fishing, and now when the Department of Fisheries and Oceans wants to try to re-unite Luna with his family they are saying “Luna contains the spirit of our former chief and can’t be taken from us.” FUCK OFF YOU ASSHOLES tell the truth Luna is a huge form of income for you because of al the fucking tourists that come to see him, and you are shit scared that when he goes you will loose you income, and you don’t really give a fuck about the whales well being!
Now this next rant is for the guys. Guys we all know women are fucked in the head. Some of my best friends are women and they agree with me on this. Now let me share some advice guys. If you are interested in a woman and she says to you “ You know I am not like the other women that you have been with in your life, I would never deliberately hurt you.” or “You know I really don’t like (insert your friends name here) and he gives me the creeps.” DUMP THE BITCH there and then get as far away from here as you can , she is a psycho head case looking for another life to fuck up as much as hers is. Stick to the tried and true dating school of Fuck ‘em and Chuck ‘em.
Now I know I piss people off but I DON’T FUCKING CARE get that through your thick fucking heads. Is it any wonder that I am anti social?
Until Next time I remain
The Cranky Old Bastard
The Cranky Old
Bastard.
Editor note: The views expressed here are strictly
the author's. The cranky old bastard is going senile and has delusions
of grandeur. The only thing scared of him is his dick.
If you would like your opinion heard or maybe
ignored my choice then email me @ bastard@cityview.bc.ca
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