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Ok Then we have the mental midgets out there that send me emails, and I am going to post the emails here including the email addresses of the brain dead cuntwaffles that sent them to me, because as I said in one of my first articles if you write to me saying that I am a Moron then you can expect to become a target for my rage. So here we go;
Jim Berner mike2dan@cpinternet.com writes,
You sound like my kind of guy!!!!!! When I was about 21
I learned that most people don't want to hear the true or even what might be logical---all they want to hear is their narrow misguided point of view confirmed (confirm their little lack of understanding of their little worthless world)----no matter how far out in left field they are.
Last night I watched part of a movie (the Hustler, I think)
It showed how little people react to others who are mentally beyond their understanding, all the little people can do is respond with violence.
If people had the slightest clue of what is happening with our government and politics---voting would be made illegal.
Hey Bastard---you have the right idea---people should have enough guts to stand up for what they think----(that's if they do think--or are they just repeating sound bytes they heard on TV.)
Most people are nothing more than simple minded sheep.
Don't make waves---be forgiving---just forget it ----let it ride----rise above it------because of passive mindless people like this---crime at all levels flourishes.
Enron big wigs were only doing what most company execs are doing --including the majority of government officials ----looting the treasury!!!!
Ok Jim I am not you Kind of Guy I will not let you fuck me up the ass ok, but other then that point Jim you make sense. Enough said about this one.
Now this next idiot is just looking for some attention, and well he is getting it. In his first Email to me, A57FordTruck@aol.com Writes, in an email entitled “ol duke hollering at ya”
i dont give a shit what you dont give a shit about!!!!! you are a fuckin hoser and a lot like me!!
except i like pussy
Now I can only guess that he craves abuse because I received the following email from him the very next day and it is entitled “stupid puffter lover” and in this one he is so creative as to quip the following;
go to hell fag
And later the same day this intellectual giant writes in his third and thankfully last email in which the subject line was “100% agree with every word” he must have sobered up because he writes;
your still a salty old bastard
Now folks I kid you not these are the entire emails so let take it from the top first of all he shows very little regard for him self by the use of the lower case I and anyone with the slightest knowledge of Psychology knows that he knows he is a worthless piece of offal and if he gave a shit about himself he would have used a capital I.
Ok moving on I admit I am not the worlds best speller but I do know about the use of punctuation and capitals and that spaces are very important to separate two sentences. Now lets look at the fact that he likes Pussy well the only pussy he ever gets is his sisters or his mothers but that reminds me I need to ask him to do something for my readers, the next time you go down on your sister, tell me how I taste you poor excuse for a living abortion.
In his second oh so intelligent email we need to address two things, 1) it is spelled Pofftah I have no fucking clue what a “puffter” is nor do I think I want to know. 2) You are either very homophobic and therefore insecure in your own sexuality or too afraid to come out of the closet, but we understand how you feel, we also understand the fact that that your Mommy and Daddy were brother and sister and attitudes like your area result of years of inbreeding. Now as for you last email to me, all I have to say is this, FUCK OFF MORON AND GET A FUCKING LIFE GET YOU HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS FOR A CHANGE.
And Finally here is one from “Nana and Papa” mayjim123@shaw.ca entitled “cussin”
hi bigmouth, clen uo your act to be believed
OK first of all you are not my fucking Nana and Papa, my grandparents are fucking dead and they taught me never to take shit from small minded people like you, secondly LEARN TO FUCKING SPELL, yeah I know I spell like shit but if you want to jump down my throat for something then don’t fucking give me ammunition to use against you, and as far as you believing me, do you really think I give a flying fiddlers fuck if so old fucking used up cunt believes me or not if you don’t like what
I have to say then don’t fucking read my articles no one is holding a fucking gun to your head and at the top of your browser there is a little X that if you click on it you won’t have to read what I say. Or maybe you want to try using another method of holding the Alt key and pressing F4 at the same time. Now I realize that might be a little difficult for some one with your third grade education to understand (Note to readers I was going to use the word comprehend but I don’t think they would have understood). Oh and Nana and Papa I have your grand daughter here and my cock looks damned good in her mouth. By the way what made you think after reading the title of Cranky Old Bastard that I would not be using “cussin”
Now my fine moronic readers I have included the email addresses and the entire contents of the email to ensure that these are real emails and if you don’t believe me well there are the addresses for you to write these people and ask them your self, cause far be it from me not to ensure my simple audience a way of verifying what they read here. Now the big question is will the editors have the balls to leave them in?
Until Next time I remain
The Cranky Old Bastard
The Cranky Old
Bastard.
Editor note: The views expressed here are strictly
the author's. The cranky old bastard is going senile and has delusions
of grandeur. The only thing scared of him is his dick.
If you would like your opinion heard or maybe
ignored my choice then email me @ bastard@cityview.bc.ca
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