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 Stupid Fuckers
Ok I don’t know how many more times I have to say this but STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS PISS ME OFF!!!!!!!! And as long as there are stupid motherfuckers I will be writing this article. Now I am usually on the 7 am ferry from Swartz Bay to Tswassen every morning. I have to meet my co-workers at 5:00 am to ensure that we are on that ferry because we are too fucking cheap to pay $15.00 a day for the assured loading lanes. So I leave my home at about 4:15 am to drive a long very dark road that has a lot of deer along it.
Now deer aren’t as smart as I am, so they will jump out in front of a moving car. I know this so I drive cautiously in the mornings so as I don’t hit one of them and write my car off. But there is always some STUPID MOTHERFUCKER that wants to go faster then what the posted speed limit at night along said dark long deer invested road. These assholes also decide that it is safe to pass on a hill or curve or even when there is a double yellow line, and once just one cocksucking time I want to see these fuckers wrapped around a telephone pole just up the highway. Would I stop you ask? Fucking right I would just so I could laugh my ass of at them and tell the cops what a moron this fucker was and how he was driving. Would I help? Not unless there were innocent passengers involved, other wise I would just sit there laughing at the fucking asshole.
And what the fuck is up with all these road side markers of where people were killed in a car crash. They are even more of a fucking problem since I have seen people veer across two lanes of traffic just to stop at one of these things. They SHOULD BE OUTLAWED! Who cares if little Jimmy was drunk and wrapped his car around a tree at the age of 18? Fuck, we are rid of one more stupid fucking asshole that drove drunk I say good fucking riddance. Then you will give me an argument about little Suzy who was an innocent passenger in Jimmie’s car. BULLSHIT 9 times out of 10 they know what their friend is like and if they are not smart enough to know not to get into that car with a drunk then we are rid of two stupid fuckers. The only ones that I have sympathy for are the innocent people that get hit by drunk drivers. I say we take these drunk drivers and make them attend the funerals of those they killed. Fuck that make them dig the graves of those they killed while the surviving family stands over them pissing on the stupid fuckwad that killed their family member. We should also make the bastard support the families of those they kill. For the rest of their lives, in short if you drive drunk and kill John Doe then you support John’s wife and kids and pay all of the families cost even so far as paying for post secondary education, housing, books, and any other additional costs.
Now on to another point. I heard on the news today about an American soldier that has gone AWOL and fled to Canada. Now this Fucker said that when he joined the armed forces he thought it would be a more romantic life style. But when he got back from Afghanistan he and his family decided to run to Canada. He also stated that from basic training he knew that this was not what he was expecting. STOP YOUR FUCKING WHINING CHICKENSHIT!!! You took the pay check then when it was time for you to start earning your money you run away. Cowards like you make me want to PUKE! You thought that life was going to be easy in the military. What the fuck were you smoking? DUH I am going to join the army, have an easy life, and never have to earn my money. And life is going to be just grand and peachy and the skies will always be clear and blue. Is that what you were thinking you FUCKWIT? My advice to you is to call mommy and ask her what happened to your backbone when you were born. Actually you know what you should have been a Blowjob. People like you do not deserve to live. But Congratulations you have just been awarded the top prize of the 2004 PRO ABORTION POSTER CHILD. Just GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY COUNTRY!!!!
And Speaking of stupid assed fucking Americans. I know one thing for sure about them. If George W and the republicans win the next election then the republicans will also win the following one as well because all of the people in the States with any intelligence what so ever will have moved out of the US before someone else decides to bomb it. Face it Kids George W. is not making any new friends but he is pissing off more people in the world. Now you hear some of these brain dead Gits down in the US saying, “We should close our borders.” For once, I agree with them. Close you fucking borders and keep the stupid assholes in your own country. I do however applaud San Francisco for issuing marriage licenses for gay couples. It is about time some one in the US showed some common sense.
Until Next time I remain
The Cranky Old Bastard
The Cranky Old
Bastard.
Editor note: The views expressed here are strictly
the author's. The cranky old bastard is going senile and has delusions
of grandeur. The only thing scared of him is his dick.
If you would like your opinion heard or maybe
ignored my choice then email me @ bastard@cityview.bc.ca
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