Ok
I have not pissed off enough of you brainless fucks yet, so lets
get started on religion. First of all to the Morons (aka Mormons)
and The fucking Jehovah's Witness DO NOT COME KNOCKING ON MY
DOOR, can't you people read the sign that says NO RELIGIOUS
CANVASSERS. No shit folks it's right there on my door in big
fucking bold letters and they decide that this does not apply to
them, because they thought I might have changed my mind.
Who the fuck are these people to decide to
take it upon themselves to disturb my rest. YOU OBVIOUSLY DID
NOT THINK, otherwise you would realize that if I had changed
my mind then I would have taken the sign down, or replaced it with
one that reads "I want to be a sheep and follow mindlessly"
Religion is a crutch
folks and more people have been killed because of religion the anything
else in history. In addition, Christians have killed more people
in the name of God then all other reasons combined. Why is it that
although the bible says "Thou shalt no Kill" and
"Love thy neighbour" Christians feel that that
little tidbit need not apply to them. They seem to think that it
says, "Thou shalt no Kill, unless it is in the name of God"
and "Love thy neighbour but only if thy neighbour is a Christian."
Fuck they even kill each other look at the
Catholics and Protestants; they have been trying to kill each other
for eons. All in the name of the petty little fucking crutch, they
call God the almighty. For Fuck sakes, kids grow up. The true Father,
Son, and Holy Spirit are B.B. King, Eric Clapton, and Stevie Ray
Vaughn in that fucking order.
Because of religion, employers are forced to
give employees statutory holidays for religions that they might
not even be a part of, but when they try to take a day off for their
crutch days they are told NO. It is about time that we start to
respect the differences that make up our community, and instead
of being forced to take Christian Holidays off from work we all
get one long weekend a month.
Fuck the religious Bullshit these long weekends
are for us to give praise to what ever higher being that we choose,
be we Christian, Jew, Moslem, Pagan, or even a Fucking Jedi Knight.
In addition, because of religion I am forced to listen to shit fucking
holiday music everywhere I go in the month of December, and fucking
half of November for that matter. Also, lets Not forget to mention
the garbage that they throw on to the TV during that time also.
Yes, I even have my crutch. I am Wiccan, a
crutch that predates Christianity by eons, and I live in a city
with the largest Pagan Population per Capita in Canada, and I still
get people saying that Christ died for my sins, and that the devil
is my God. BULLSHIT !!!! Jesus died because he pissed people
off by going against what the Rabbis were telling people, and the
Devil is a Christian God he doesn't even exist to me, so how is
it that I can be his tool.
Fuck it if I am doing Satan's work then I want
Satan's motherfucking paycheck, and I want a Goddamned raise. I
am so sick of you fucking little pricks trying to "SAVE"
me that the next cocksucker that comes to my door preaching to me,
is going to meet my two friends "Smith & Wesson."
In addition, I will tell them to say Hello to their God from me,
because lets face it I am doing them a favour and letting them meet
their God, they should be grateful to me.
You know what I am trading in my crutch, and
following the example of Steve Martin who said "I don't believe
in anything except my Lucky Astrology Mood Watch.
Here endith the lesson
Until next week I remain,
The Cranky Old Bastard.
If you would like your opinion heard or maybe
ignored my choice then email me @ bastard@cityview.bc.ca
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