Ok,
let me ask my readers. How many of you pricks are cyclist? I don't
mean people with Motor Cycles but those annoying little fucks on
bicycles. You all know these bastards that although the law states
they are a vehicle they act like they have the rights of pedestrians.
They ride across cross walks (The name says
it all Cross WALK Mother Fucker NOT Cross Ride) They cut in and
out of traffic and cause more fucking accidents then they are worth.
I say if you want to ride a bicycle then the government should make
you get a license and be tested. Either that or put a fucking Bounty
on cyclists.
How many time have we all seen some cocksucking
moron on a bike run a red light or blast through a stop sign, usually
right in front of us so we have to slam on the brakes and run the
risk of being rear-ended. And if there is a fucking cop around they
never do a fucking thing to the pricks on the bikes, but because
you were doing everything right up to that point except sitting
in your car and obeying traffic laws, you get fucked over by that
cop. Just hope that this was not the day that Tim Horton's was out
of his favourite doughnut, otherwise you are going to get doubly
fucked over.
Now being the responsible type, I cannot tell
you to do this but what I think we should do is when you see one
of these dumb asses riding up between two rows of traffic, at just
the right time open your car door so the fuckers slam into it. I
f the stupid assholes are paying attention and following the rules
of the road, then they would not be putting their asses into harms
way.
Only when these shit for brains respect that
fact that they have to follow the same laws as you and I do behind
the wheel of our cars will they get my respect. Now I must take
a moment to acknowledge the riders out there that are in the minority
and respect the rules of the road. I realize that it is harder to
see you on the road and there are some real mother fuckers driving
cars and go out of their way to cause problems for you, and I will
deal with them soon.
Here endith the lesson
Until next week I remain
The Cranky Old Bastard
The Cranky Old
Bastard.
If you would like your opinion heard or maybe
ignored my choice then email me @ bastard@cityview.bc.ca
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