OK
I said I was going to do this, so here we go. This issue is dedicated
to all you fucked up assholes out there that don't know how to drive.
Yeah you the cocksuckers that don't bother to stop completely at
red lights or stop signs, the ones that never check the blind spot
when they change lanes, the brainless fucks that cut me off.
Now I have noticed something and I want to
ask you loyal readers. Is it a prerequisite that you have to be
a complete and utter fucking shitless moron to own a BMW. Because
it seems to me that, everyone that owns a BMW falls into that category.
These fuckers don't seem to realize that turn indicators are standard
equipment on their cars and they ARE SUPPOSED TO USE THEM!!
Now I know that it is not just BMW owners that don't signal and
everyone sometimes forgets to, but it seems that there is a direct
correlation to the cost of the cars and how stupid the driver is,
and there fore truly the smartest people are riding the bus.
Here in BC we have graduated licensing and
I think it is a wonderful idea, but we should also impose it on
senior drivers as well. You know the little old fucking Grandpas
that drive 40 in an 80 zone, or Granny that drives in the left hand
land 10 kms under the limit with her right turn indicator on the
whole fucking time.
Christ why are these people still allowed to
drive? We should impose mandatory testing for drivers after the
age of 70, and then every year after that. Drivers Ed. should be
made mandatory, I don't give a fuck who you are. And, in the case
of our ignorant premier Gordon Campbell, if you are found guilty
of driving drunk in another country while on vacation you loose
you license for five years, if you are found guilty of DUI here
in Canada you are never allowed to even own a car again.
And now for those near and dear to my heart,
if I had one. These fucking cumshots that drive these decked out
cars with super loud stereos and even louder exhausts. Come on shit-for-brains
we all know that you have a very tiny penis and are trying to compensate
for it by owning a flash car.
Fuck that seems to be the only way you guys
can get laid for fuck sakes. Do your selves a favour and sell the
cars and use the money to get a penis enhancement operation, or
at least a extension for your little cock. That reminds me of the
definition of Snap On Tools … prostheses for guys with less
then three inches.
I could go on and on ad nauseam about the fucking
stupid twats out on the road and all the little things they do that
pisses me off, but there is not enough room in this article for
me to do that. Fuck there isn't enough room on the entire web for
me to do that, so lets just say this, if you are driving along and
some dimwitted fuck cuts you off, follow the shit head and have
a passenger use a cell phone to call the police, and report a dangerous
and possibly drunk driver that you are following.
Make sure you know that plate number and make
and model of the car, because being the good citizen you are you
want to make sure this brazen act of defiance for the law gets noted,
and you are just trying to do your civic duty and help the over
weight, eh I mean over worked police keep your city safe.
Until next week I remain,
The Cranky Old Bastard.
The Cranky Old
Bastard.
If you would like your opinion heard or maybe
ignored my choice then email me @ bastard@cityview.bc.ca
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